{"id":57335,"date":"2022-05-01T18:35:26","date_gmt":"2022-05-01T15:35:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/?p=57335"},"modified":"2022-05-01T18:35:26","modified_gmt":"2022-05-01T15:35:26","slug":"ramazan-masallarimizdan-secmeler-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/ramazan-masallarimizdan-secmeler-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Ramazan Masallar\u0131m\u0131zdan Se\u00e7meler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Derya YILDIRIM<\/p>\n<p>F\u0131kralar\u0131m\u0131z pek n\u00fcktelidir, bir f\u0131kray\u0131 iyi anlatamad\u0131n\u0131z m\u0131, b\u00fct\u00fcn tad\u0131 ka\u00e7ar.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Korku<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hoca, gece yar\u0131s\u0131 kap\u0131s\u0131 \u00f6n\u00fcnde bir pat\u0131rt\u0131 i\u015fitmi\u015f, susup dinlemeye ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f.<br \/>\n\u0130ki h\u0131rs\u0131z ba\u015f ba\u015fa vermi\u015f konu\u015fuyorlarm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201c\u0130\u00e7eri girip uykusunda Hocay\u0131 bo\u011fazlayal\u0131m. O\u011flan\u0131 kesip karn\u0131m\u0131z\u0131 doyural\u0131m. Kar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 da\u011fa kald\u0131ral\u0131m, evini de soyal\u0131m.\u201d<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"bghab-2019850761\" class=\"bghab-icerik-icine bghab-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-6203283170189293\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6203283170189293\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7303146466\" \ndata-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>\u00a0<\/strong>Hoca\u00a0<strong>\u201cAman\u0131n!\u201d\u00a0<\/strong>diye feryat bas\u0131nca, h\u0131rs\u0131zlar korkup basm\u0131\u015flar.<\/p>\n<p>Kar\u0131s\u0131:\u00a0\u201c<strong>Amma da \u00f6dlekmi\u015fsin<\/strong>!\u201d demi\u015f. \u201c<strong>Ne kadar korktun<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Hoca:\u00a0\u201c<strong>Tabii sana g\u00f6re hava ho\u015f, ne olursa o\u011flakla bana olacakt\u0131<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Haf\u0131z Efendiye Bir Kahve<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a class=\"autobesttag\" title=\"See the tag: turkce (24 posts)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/tag\/turkce\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">T\u00fcrk\u00e7e<\/a>\u00a0bilmeyen bir adam\u0131n, bir \u015fik\u00e2yeti vard\u0131. Kad\u0131n\u0131n huzuruna \u00e7\u0131karak davas\u0131n\u0131, p\u00fcr\u00fczs\u00fcz bir Arap\u00e7ayla anlatmaya ba\u015flad\u0131. Uzun s\u00fcre adam\u0131 sessizce dinleyen kad\u0131, Arap s\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc bitirince, Kuran okudu sanarak:<\/p><div id=\"bghab-2354001428\" class=\"bghab-icerik-icine-10-paragraf bghab-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-6203283170189293\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6203283170189293\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7303146466\" \ndata-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201c<strong>Amin!<\/strong>\u201d dedi.\u00a0Sonra m\u00fcba\u015fire d\u00f6nerek:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<strong>Haf\u0131z efendiye bir kahve s\u00f6yle!<\/strong>\u201d dedi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Kelime Oyunu<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Davala\u015fan iki taraftan biri, kad\u0131ya bir hal\u0131, \u00f6teki de y\u00fcz alt\u0131n iletmi\u015fti. Vakti gelip te dava g\u00f6r\u00fclmeye ba\u015flay\u0131nca, hal\u0131y\u0131 veren adam\u00a0<a class=\"autobesttag\" title=\"See the tag: rumeli (11 posts)\" href=\"https:\/\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/tag\/rumeli\/\" rel=\"nofollow\">Rumeli<\/a>\u00a0\u015fivesiyle:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<strong>Kad\u0131 Efendi ben hakl\u0131y\u0131m, peri\u015fan oldum, benim halime bak<\/strong>!\u201d dedi.<\/p><div id=\"bghab-807322650\" class=\"bghab-icerik-icine-15-paragraf bghab-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-6203283170189293\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6203283170189293\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7303146466\" \ndata-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>Kad\u0131 hemen at\u0131ld\u0131:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<strong>\u0130yi s\u00f6yledin o\u011flum ya, yaln\u0131z \u015fu adam\u0131n da y\u00fcz\u00fcne bak\u0131yorum da, acaba hakl\u0131 olan o olmas\u0131n diye i\u00e7ime bir \u015f\u00fcphe giriyor<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Utanm\u0131\u015f<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hocan\u0131n evine h\u0131rs\u0131z girmi\u015fti. Hoca bir pat\u0131rt\u0131 duyarak korkusundan d\u00f6\u015fekli\u011fe girince, h\u0131rs\u0131z evi bo\u015f sanarak rahat rahat her taraf\u0131 arad\u0131. Ama di\u015fe dokunur bir \u015fey de bulamad\u0131. Sonunda d\u00f6ne dola\u015fa d\u00f6\u015fekli\u011fin kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131nca Hocayla kar\u015f\u0131la\u015ft\u0131. \u0130lkin korkacak oldu, bakt\u0131 ki Hoca ondan korkak:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<strong>Ne ar\u0131yorsun orada<\/strong>?\u201d\u00a0 Diye sordu.<\/p><div id=\"bghab-3522488349\" class=\"bghab-icerik-icine-20-paragraf bghab-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-6203283170189293\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6203283170189293\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7303146466\" \ndata-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>Hoca hi\u00e7 bozuntuya vermedi:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<strong>Ah, sorma birader, evi tamtak\u0131r buldu\u011funu g\u00f6rd\u00fcm de utanc\u0131mdan buraya sakland\u0131m<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Re\u00e7etesi Bende<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hoca bir g\u00fcn evine ci\u011fer g\u00f6t\u00fcr\u00fcyormu\u015f. Yolda bir ahbab\u0131na rastlam\u0131\u015f. Bo\u011faz\u0131na d\u00fc\u015fk\u00fcnl\u00fc\u011f\u00fcyle me\u015fgul olan bu zat, ci\u011feri g\u00f6r\u00fcnce<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<strong>Eminim ki, sizinkiler bunun nas\u0131l pi\u015firilece\u011fini bilmezler; dur ben sana bir usul sal\u0131k vereyim<\/strong>,\u201d demi\u015f.<\/p><div id=\"bghab-1325563800\" class=\"bghab-icerik-icine-25-paragraf bghab-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-6203283170189293\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6203283170189293\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7303146466\" \ndata-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>Hoca:\u00a0\u201c<strong>Hat\u0131r\u0131mda kalmaz bir k\u00e2\u011f\u0131da\u00a0yaz\u00a0da ver<\/strong>.\u201d Cevab\u0131n\u0131 vermi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Adamca\u011f\u0131z yaz\u0131p uzatm\u0131\u015f. Hoca tekrar yola revan olmu\u015f. Tam o aral\u0131k bir \u00e7aylak peyda olmu\u015f. K\u0131rm\u0131z\u0131 ci\u011feri g\u00f6r\u00fcnce, Hoca\u2019n\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131 etraf\u0131nda birka\u00e7 defa doland\u0131ktan sonra kur\u015fun gibi inerek ci\u011feri elinden kapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 gibi havalanm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Hoca, ci\u011feriyle g\u00f6kte uzakla\u015fan \u00e7ayla\u011fa bakm\u0131\u015f da g\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<strong>Nafile<\/strong>.\u201d Demi\u015f. \u201c<strong>A\u011f\u0131z tad\u0131yla yiyemezsin re\u00e7etesi bende<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ramazan Beni Tuttu<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"bghab-554481228\" class=\"bghab-icerik-icine-30-paragraf bghab-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-6203283170189293\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6203283170189293\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7303146466\" \ndata-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>Ramazan ad\u0131nda bir Arnavut zaptiye \u00e7avu\u015fu, softal\u0131\u011f\u0131yla me\u015fgulm\u00fc\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>Oru\u00e7 g\u00fcn\u00fc oru\u00e7 yiyenlere g\u00f6z a\u00e7t\u0131rmazm\u0131\u015f. Bir g\u00fcn onun eline d\u00fc\u015fen ve havadan sudan sebeplerden bir de dayak yiyen Bekta\u015fi. Bayram \u015ferefine hapisten \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p evinin yolunu tuttu\u011fu s\u0131rada, bir tan\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131 ile kar\u015f\u0131la\u015fm\u0131\u015f. Ahbab\u0131 sormu\u015f:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<strong>Nas\u0131l, hazret, bu y\u0131l Ramazan\u0131 tutun mu<\/strong>?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bekta\u015fi:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<strong>Hay\u0131r,<\/strong>\u201d demi\u015f, \u201c<strong>Ramazan beni tuttu.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p><div id=\"bghab-4274466842\" class=\"bghab-icerik-icine-35-paragraf bghab-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-6203283170189293\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6203283170189293\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7303146466\" \ndata-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>Bir G\u00fcn Eksik<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Bir zenginin sofras\u0131nda Bayram yeme\u011fi yeniliyormu\u015f. Oru\u00e7tan s\u00f6z a\u00e7\u0131lm\u0131\u015f. Bey, birer birer herkesten ka\u00e7 g\u00fcn oru\u00e7 tuttu\u011funu sormu\u015f. Haz\u0131r bulunanlardan biri:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<strong>Ramazan\u0131 yolda ge\u00e7irdi\u011fim i\u00e7in, yaln\u0131z d\u00fcn bu \u015fehre var\u0131nca bir g\u00fcn tutabildim<\/strong>.\u201d Demi\u015f.<\/p>\n<p>T\u00e2 kap\u0131n\u0131n dibinde oturan, yoksul bir dervi\u015fe de ayn\u0131 \u015fey sorulunca:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<strong>Bey karde\u015flerimizden bir g\u00fcn eksik!<\/strong>\u201d Cevab\u0131n\u0131 vermi\u015f.<\/p><div id=\"bghab-851109378\" class=\"bghab-icerik-icine-40-paragraf bghab-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-6203283170189293\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6203283170189293\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"7303146466\" \ndata-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\" data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>Ramazan Bayram\u0131n\u0131z kutlu olsun.<\/p>\n<div id=\"bghab-45138099\" class=\"bghab-yazi-altinda bghab-entity-placement\"><div class=\"bghab-adlabel\">Reklamlar<\/div><script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- bghaber-yaz\u0131-sonu -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-6203283170189293\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"4222328180\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script><\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Derya YILDIRIM F\u0131kralar\u0131m\u0131z pek n\u00fcktelidir, bir f\u0131kray\u0131 iyi anlatamad\u0131n\u0131z m\u0131, b\u00fct\u00fcn tad\u0131 ka\u00e7ar. Korku Hoca, gece yar\u0131s\u0131 kap\u0131s\u0131 \u00f6n\u00fcnde bir pat\u0131rt\u0131 i\u015fitmi\u015f, susup dinlemeye ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":57336,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"advanced_seo_description":"","jetpack_seo_html_title":"","jetpack_seo_noindex":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-yorum"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/derya-yildirim.jpg?fit=280%2C340&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pc2PfJ-eUL","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=57335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57335\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/57336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=57335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=57335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bghaber.org\/bghaber\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=57335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}